I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY
one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence
Because I can’t post this anywhere else comfortably.
My coworkers only hang out with me because they’re trying to use me to get into my best friend’s pants. My boyfriend of almost one year thinks I’m annoying. Lastly, my dad doesn’t want any financial responsibility for me anymore.