the secrets i'm never telling anyone.



I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”


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one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence

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Tuesday with 195,946 notes / reblog

Because I can’t post this anywhere else comfortably.

My coworkers only hang out with me because they’re trying to use me to get into my best friend’s pants. My boyfriend of almost one year thinks I’m annoying. Lastly, my dad doesn’t want any financial responsibility for me anymore. 

Friday with 363,127 notes / reblog

haven’t posted in forever. it might be time for me to give up tumblr.


- If you were thinking about someone while seeing this, you’re definitelyin Love.
Thursday with 17,318 notes / reblog
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